THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
IT GOT BETTER
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT
Deathly Hallows book quotes
coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
don’t mind my doc marten suede grey goat hair oxfords
sorry some of my beard wax for my curly muscle man mustache is sliding down into my mouth its ok its made from real honey comb wax i dont even mind the taste
Me and my husband hanging out on the back porch in our glider chairs watching our dog chew on his stick while we talk about weekly plans is something that makes life seem so perfect.