naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower
Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.
my struggle in life.
so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me
sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
AIR FORCE HUA
Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here
I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there
when did I post this